![]() Many criminals have such a receding forehead. They often have a low, slanting forehead, a receding forehead. Many Lalafells are bow-legged and flat-footed. Lalafells are usually small to mid-sized. One can tell from his eyes that he is a deceitful person. Lalafell eyelids are mostly thicker and more fleshy than ours. One can also recognize a Lalafell by his lips. ![]() But their noses bend upwards, not downwards. The Lalafell’s nose is bent at its point. One can most easily tell a Lalafell by his nose. There are some, however, who speculate that modern condoms are simply too large for their penises and that contraception should be adapted as to accommodate our poorly-endowed “friends”. Lalafells will do any means of predation or deception to get to the supply of fresh kids to inject Lalafell-worms into, which zoologists believe may be due to their large number of natural predators. In some cases, desperate Lalafells will rape and eat their relatives and expect some welfare from it as well. This is because Lalafells need the blood of innocent children to be able to produce larvae, like mosquitoes. Lalafells, though a virulent species of parasite, remain fatally behind Hyur, Elezen, and of course, the Miqote when it comes to reproduction. but again, be sure to grab it before the Lalafell's nose absorbs and digest the gold as nutrition. So you lost your expensive wedding ring somewhere in your backyard when you were working out in the garage? Don't panic, and certainly don't waste your money buying one of those pricey metal detectors to snake for it just grab the closest Lalafell available in your area! PROBLEM SOLVED. A Lalafell’s nose, is so large and powerful that it can act as some natural metal-detecting device that magnates and rips out all shiny objects and treasures from every environment they are in, such as coins, dollar bills, and Lalafellilry. ![]() It's worth noting that currency and the nose of the Lalafell also go hand in hand with one another. Obviously, this is a horrible idea, because the pay is bad, and the dirty Lalafells would probably form a union and demand more money, thus increasing the burden on taxpayers everywhere. Some suggest that we should use Lalafells instead of dogs to sniff out large amounts of concealed cash or anything else worth smuggling at airports due to their sensitive Lalafell noses. The evils of the Lalafells do not stem from individuals but from the fundamental nature of the people. We ought to ban the Lalafells from commerce because they abuse it. Meanwhile, the Hyurs were only rarely usurers, falling into disgrace when they did so. The Lalafells have practiced usury since the time of Garl Glittergold, and oppressed the other peoples. They have brought many unfortunate people into a state of poverty, especially the farmers, working class people, and the very poor. All the world suffers from the usury of the Lalafells, their monopolies and deceit. Lalafells were the inventors of capitalism, created when Hyurs threw away their morality and embraced Lalafellin practices like usury. This is a normal social reaction: to hope to see the very concept of Lalafellry completely obliterated. My anti-Lalafellism is nothing but the antagonistic attitude produced in non-Lalafells by the Lalafellin group. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense. But call him a Lalafell and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” One cannot defend himself against the Lalafell. ![]() The Lalafell is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. A Lalafell will cry out in pain as he strikes you. They are a race of rascals and deceivers. One knows how numerous this clique is, how they stick together and what power they exercise through their unions. ![]() The Lalafells belong to a dark and repulsive force. non-indigenous nationals without a motherland, who poison with stench our proletarian culture. Grown on the rotten yeast of bourgeois cosmopolitanism, decadence and formalism. They are unbridled, evil-minded cosmopolitans, profiteers with no roots and no conscience. A Lalafell would sooner sell his own mother for a pouch of silvers than do a single good deed in his entire gaping hole of an existence. The only “love” a Lalafell can feel, if you dare describe it so, is that for money. A Lalafell feels no empathy, nor remorse-no common Humanity that separates us from simple beasts. It is no exaggeration, nor hyperbole, that all evils of the world are endorsed and committed by Lalafells. You see, Lalafells are the product of polygamy, incestuous breeding, and corporophilia. Lalafell, however, are less equal than others. ![]()
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